Not very explanatory. What happened is there was this murderer. Every time somebody died they found a card on the body. The characters are Inspector Quirk, Eduardo Cillen, Ella Goose, The Jester and his Three Stooges, The Jones Siblings, Sybill Pretawney, Angus MacByron (a very bad romantic poet), Lady Ha Ha, Thirsby and Thelma (The Creepy Twins/Jacob and Rachel Sok), Linus Tree and his golf club toting wife Penelope, Colonel Ketchup, General McPattonhower, Scarlett Anastasia Prynn, Downtown Sinclair, Jeeves, Bacca the Bouncer, and Leon Pluott. The deceased are Ella Goose, Nick Jones, Colonel Ketchup, Thirsby(Jacob), and Lady Ha Ha. The suspects were The Jester and his Three Stooges, Sybill Pretawney, Angus Macbyron, Scarlet Anastasia Prynn, and Bacca the Bouncer. The card for Ella after she tripped over a bucket said, "She kicked the bucket." The card for Nick after being electrocuted right when he started to sing said, "He sung his heart out." The card for Colonel Ketchup after being found in the kitchen with the candlestick said, "He didn't relish his life." Thirsby's card after being given a swirly said, "He was all washed up." I do not remember the card for Lady Ha Ha when she was found in the kitchen holding onto one of Bacca's Klondike Bars. The killer was Angus MacByron. The reason they think it was him was because everyone before they died had insulted him and because only someone so bad at poetry could come up with so horrible puns. Opa took me and he didn't take a camera so there are no other pictures. It was a hilarious play and Ralph was a waiter named Scott Hindenberg from Scotland who has had the most sightings of the Loch Ness Monster therefore earning the nickname "Ness". Too bad you weren't here to see it. Well, anyway, bye-bye!
Sincerely,
Teddy
Sounds like you had fun! What's a swirly?
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