In school we got some Round Table Riddles since we are studying the Middle Ages.
Riddle 1:Why did King Arthur have a round table?
Answer:Because he didn't want to be cornered.
R2:Why are there more nobles in the library than at court?
A:Because the books all have titles.
R3:Who sings in the middle of a hurricane?
A:A knightingale.
R4:Why were the dark ages so dark?
A:Because there were so many knights.
R5:What is a knight's favorite fish dish?
A:A swordfish.
R6:What did the king's knights face if they were bad?
A:The can opener.
R7:What kind of insect bugs a knight?
My Answer:A knight crawler.
Real Answer:A dragonfly.
R8:Where did King Arthur go to be entertained?
A:The knight club.
I hope you got as many laughs out of these as I did.
Sincerely,
Teddy
Those are fun! I like your answer to the 7th one :)
ReplyDeleteMy favorite was the can opener.
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